Q: Brooks, what do you want to drink?
A: "Meatloaf"
Q: Brooks, are you a boy or a girl?
A: "Girl"
Q: Brooks, are you handsome or pretty?
A: "Pretty"
Q: Brooks, why are you smearing your granola bar into the seat of Mommy's car?
A: "It's funny!"
Q: Brooks, why does Daddy have to go to work?
A: "To make money!"
